Why did Santa start a gardening service?
Because he wanted to “spruce” things up!

What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you!

Why don’t Christmas trees knit?
They always drop their needles.

What does Santa use to keep his suit wrinkle-free?
Claus-starch.

Why is Santa so good at karate?
He has a black belt in “ho-ho-ho-jitsu.”

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
“This one’s gonna sleigh.”

Why didn’t the ornament want to hang out with the tree?
It felt too “tied down.”

Why was the snowman rummaging through the carrots?
He was picking his nose.

What’s Frosty’s favourite breakfast?
Ice Krispies.

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause.